The ultimate Harry Potter vacation rental is here (well, in Orlando anyway) and it is so bedecked with magical everything that practically the only thing it’s missing is a giant squid in the swimming pool…which, honestly, we’re happy to do without.

The massive 4,000-square-foot home is just 30 minutes from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando and is basically affordable enough for the Weasleys, at as little as 320 dollars a night. And since it fits 20 guests at a time, no one would have to sleep with the ghoul in the attic. Score.

The interior designers went full McGonagall, transfiguring everything room into something straight out of Harry’s wand-wielding world. You can sleep in the old Ford Anglia at the foot of the Whomping Willow or in the Slytherin suite, complete with emerald green mood lighting. Put the kids up in Gryffindor’s dormitory or right on the Hogwart’s Express. And from a quidditch pitch game room to a forbidden forest theater room and the squid-less pool, you’ll be entertained beyond your Muggle-yest dreams.

Check out some of our favorite details and view the full tour below!

Thankfully the Sorting Hat is there to put people in their proper places from the start of your trip.

Thankfully the Sorting Hat is there to put people in their proper places from the start of your trip.

Complete with cupboard under the stairs for the least favorite member of your party.

Complete with cupboard under the stairs for the least favorite member of your party.

I wonder if they visit each others' frames...

I wonder if they visit each others' frames...

Don't make any sudden moves.

Don't make any sudden moves.

All aboard!

All aboard!

The setting for true wizarding romance. Hard pass on those spiders though.

The setting for true wizarding romance. Hard pass on those spiders though.

"I'll be the Knight."

"I'll be the Knight."

Expecto Popcorn!!

Expecto Popcorn!!

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