It's a pressure cooker! It makes yogurt! It's a rice cooker! It's a slow cooker! And then a dozen other exciting features all in one.
Alexa can tell you what the weather will be, play your favorite song, schedule calendar events, and now she'll be able to do your laundry!
In another era I might wonder if I'm in the second trimester of a pregnancy, but no...my home improvement hysteria only means it's time for New Years Projects.
Everyone's got that one friend who's obsessed with eating locally, watching Top Chef, cooking Mark Bittman's Minimalist, and obsessing about Anthony Bourdain.