How I Lost a Chinchilla, Freed the Crickets, and Ended up at the Dentist
The day started innocuously enough. I made the rounds feeding all the pets, as I do every morning. I drove the kids to school, stopped at the pet shop to pick up more crickets for the lizard, and then I came home. And that is when I saw it: The door to the chinchilla cage was open and the chinchilla was gone.