I'd suggest not making any Thanksgiving plans you don't intend to flake on.
We'll wave our hands in the air for that!
Did you know there is a 1 in 9.2 quintillion chance of filling out the perfect bracket? Well I don’t want to brag—okay, I totally do—but you’re looking at it.
My favorite kind of parent are those who don’t pretend life is glitter and butterflies all the time. Let’s be honest: if your kid has never been in timeout or had that mean-fast-parent-walk head towards them, you should get some sort of medal.
Look! Up in the air on Sesame Street...it's a bird...it's a plane....it's...Iron Monster?