2nd Grader Might Want to Be A Cop For The Most Hilarious Reason

Sometimes when you’re mindlessly scrolling through Facebook you find PURE GOLD.
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Meet my good friend’s son Elliot. He’s in the 2nd grade. He might want to be a cop when he grows up. Here’s why:

This little guy has this whole thing worked out.  Most importantly:

#2 – I like my phone number as 911. 

Makes sense. It’s 3 numbers. I can see that Elliot values simplicity . . . and a side of JUSTICE.