I run a personal escort service. Okay, get your mind out of the gutter. It's not that kind of business. I'm my four-year-old son's personal escort.

What is it these days with the Oblivious Factor? Whether we're driving, shopping or walking down the street, we are so wrapped up in something else other than looking to see if we're blocking someone's way or slowing down traffic, that we pretty much become a nuisance not only to others, but a hazard to ourselves.