Still Here? You've Been Left Behind.

Well, I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news. The good news is that you are still here. The bad news is that you’ve been left behind.

Author:
Rachael Herrscher
Updated:
Dec 18, 2018
Original:
May 22, 2011

Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news. The good news is that you are still here. The bad news is that you've been left behind. But with every disaster comes a highlight reel. Here's mine.

Some Rapture Highlights:

HALP! I iz being raptured

The Dark Lord Voldemort finally confessed:

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And this text message from my mom wondering if I'd been raptured yet:

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