Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news. The good news is that you are still here. The bad news is that you've been left behind. But with every disaster comes a highlight reel. Here's mine.
Some Rapture Highlights:
The Dark Lord Voldemort finally confessed:
And this text message from my mom wondering if I'd been raptured yet:
CNN broke the news that "It's NOT the end of the world" but how do they know? What if we're just the ones left behind? So in Lord Voldemort's words: