Everyone is scrambling to find costume ideas for their kids and we're just over here giving you some examples of what not to do.

Spotted these on Huffington Post and had myself a good laugh. Note to self: scratch "Hooters Girl" off the list of potential costume ideas for the baby...

Kid costume fails, the struggle is real.

Though the orange polyester shorts are probably finally appropriately sized for this girl.

Even the shark is embarrassed about this one.

Promoting healthy habits and family fun.

The cast of Jersey Shore, because squad goals I guess?

If you want your daughter to go to college, don't buy this for her.

Rule of thumb, if your kid doesn't meet the age requirement to see the movie in theaters, maybe avoid dressing them up as a character from said movie. Especially movies involving cannibalism.

Major Flirt? Major FAIL.

*FACE PALM

Thumbs down for automatic weapons and toddlers.

I dunno, blackface just always seems like a really bad idea.

Sexy Kitty is a hell no.

REALLY? A BABY PIMP?

I can't get down with dressing up as homeless people in jest. It's just not right.

Basically, stay away from any potentially racist, sexy, and unethical costumes for your children and you'll be good to go!