2nd Grader Might Want to Be A Cop For The Most Hilarious Reason

Sometimes when you're mindlessly scrolling through Facebook you find PURE GOLD.
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I want my phone number to be 911

Sometimes when you're mindlessly scrolling through Facebook you find PURE GOLD. 

Meet my good friend's son Elliot. He's in the 2nd grade. He might want to be a cop when he grows up. Here's why:

I Might Want To Be A Cop

This little guy has this whole thing worked out. Most importantly:

#2 - I like my phone number as 911. 

Makes sense. It's 3 numbers. I can see that Elliot values simplicity . . . and a side of JUSTICE. 

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