Sometimes when you're mindlessly scrolling through Facebook you find PURE GOLD.
Meet my good friend's son Elliot. He's in the 2nd grade. He might want to be a cop when he grows up. Here's why:
This little guy has this whole thing worked out. Most importantly:
#2 - I like my phone number as 911.
Makes sense. It's 3 numbers. I can see that Elliot values simplicity . . . and a side of JUSTICE.