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24 Of The Worst Kid’s Halloween Costume FAILS

I don’t even know where to start with Halloween but I do know what NOT to do when I see it, and I’m nice enough to compile the worst Halloween kid’s costume offenders into a handy little guide for what to avoid this upcoming season in case you had any questions.

Rule of thumb: if you have to think twice about whether or not it’s appropriate, the answer is “NO”.

 

Parasitic twin? Nah. via Buy Costumes

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Sweet Maria, a CONDOM?  via No Way Girl

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America’s Favorite Pastimes via LOLPic

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You can’t unsee it now, you just can’t. via Huffington Post

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Kids and cannibalism, because why not? via Awesome Galore

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Potty Humor at its absolute worst via Teeny Manolo

 

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The tag says “Major Flirt” if you can’t read it because nothing projects self-respect like a sexy s&m tween in a military short skirt. *headdesk via Spirit Halloween

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Roadkill, sure! Let’s be honest my kids would probably love this one… via Amazon

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No, fool. Just no. via IRunTheInternet

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Forget the Supreme Court, think Jersey Shore for #squadgoals via MTV

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Making fun of homeless people is so bush league I can hardly deal. Don’t do it. via The World’s Best Ever

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YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP THEM OFF THE POLE! IT’S LIKE, THE WHOLE POINT. via Epic Fail

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This is so shockingly realistic that it’s like Lil Wayne’s head is photoshopped onto this tiny toddler’s body and I just can’t even. via Huffington Post

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Hey guys, genocide isn’t cool. Like ever. via Camp Blood

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Let me save you some time and let you know that dressing up children as any player in the sex trade industry is not okay and it never will be. Just say no to the pimp costume forever. via The Stir

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Bethany Hamilton, the tough-as-nails surfer who lost her arm to a shark and then went on to ride again, get married, have a family, be successful, you name it – yeah let’s make fun of that…OR NOT.  via Huffington Post

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I think this baby’s reaction about covers it. via Neatorama

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If you’ve got a daughter, or hell, even a son, let’s take any sexy version of anything completely off the table. It’s not cute, it’s gross and disturbing. via Rakuten

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Might as well fly a confederate flag off the back of your truck and start talking about secession again if that’s how this is gonna be. via Buy Costumes

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Here’s the litmus test for appropriateness as far as child costumes are concerned: Exposed nipples? Then no. via Ned Hardy

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Looks like mommy saved her old uniform to pass down to the next generation. Family heirloom! via Acid Cow

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She can’t say when, she can’t say where, she can’t say how much. BECAUSE SHE’S 4!!! I feel super gross even posting this photo just so you know…via ParentSociety

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Setting him up for a lifetime of bigotry and cultural racism, why not?! via The At Home Couple

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Your two most precious possessions I assume? via Questionable Parenting

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