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Hate Elf on the Shelf? Watch One Get Destroyed

I laughed so hard when I saw that Elf on a Shelf was up to be blended in a Blendtec. I hate that stupid Elf. How delightful it would be to see one destroyed! Will the Elf blend? Guess we’ll find out….

Merry Christmas, Elf!



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